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New Faces on the Haypatch!

Stop by and welcome the new
residents! January 23,
2006
- HayPatch, UT - Not to sound sheepish about the new faces at
the HayPatch, but the new sheep on the patch are beautiful!
First off, the black faced ewes are lambing. To date there are 6
new lambs. One ewe, being a master of many disguises,
surprised Ivan by producing a third lamb in the
evening after he placed the ewe and her twins in the barn.
While most of the lambs are camera shy, we were able to capture
a couple below, including the magically produced lamb pictured
with its mother.
All lambs and mothers are doing well. Cards are being accepted
at 9500 S HayPatch Place.

While the lambs are cute and all, the big story on the 'Patch is
the new sheep trio (a male and two females) that have
decided to take up residence in the orchard. The unusually
coiffed sheep are call "painted desert sheep".
Males of this breed are usually horned. Another couple of
interesting tidbits -- what sets this
breed of sheep apart from their typical farmland cousins is their
colorful markings and the fact that they shed their hair/fur in
the Spring. No shearing necessary!
For more information on this type of sheep, stop by
this site. Also, check out the photos below. The ewes are
rumored to be pregnant. We'll know shortly whether or not that
is true!

In unrelated news: Erin Graduates!

Erin is all smiles after
receiving her degree.

January 23, 2006
- HayPatch, UT - She's done it! Yes, Erin has received her
degree from the Utah College of Massage Therapy.
Overheard at the ceremony as she received her degree:
"Why, anybody
can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every
pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks
through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we
have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to
become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think
deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have! But
they have one thing you haven't got - a diploma. Therefore,
by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus
Committeatum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the
honorary degree of Th. D...that's Doctor of Thinkology."
OH, wait, that was
while I was watching the Wizard of Oz. What was overheard
and witnessed was Erin receiving special commendations for
performing a minimum of 5 massages at each Saturday clinic that
was held throughout her "stay" at the college.
Apparently, a lot of the students wimp out on this and don't
have enough muscle to complete the full five. Not Erin! She did
them all! "Magic Hands" as she
is now known,
is available by special appointment only to elite members of
society. She will be taking her license exam on 1/24/2006.
No doubt she will pass with flying colors.
In unrelated news:
Boxes of Birds!

January 23, 2006
- HayPatch, UT - Birds up close and personal! Ivan, in a sudden
fit of creative energy, built a planter box in the bedroom
window. The birds, while often scared by movement near the
window, have often been seen eating, fighting, flapping, and
snoozing in the box.

In unrelated crime news: Notorious
Oakeson Clan Strikes Again


January 23, 2006
- HayPatch, UT - The notorious Oakeson crime family was at it
again. This time, they were caught burying something...or was it
someONE in the basement? Surveillance photos, above, show the
family mixing the cement and smoothing off the grave to cleverly hide their misdeeds.
The crime has been reported to the proper authorities -- the
network known simply as D.I.Y. |