May 7, 2003 - HayPatch, UT -- Newly released from a two year tour at Snow College, Sarah was greeted by her fellow Hay Patch residents as well as other family members.

Dutifully noted by her siblings, not only has Sarah left Snow College with an Associates degree, but she is now sporting bejeweled ears.

In related news, Erin, seen here on the left, was the victim of stolen fortune. At a celebratory lunch for Sarah at Cafe Kim's, Erin already feeling under the weather, topped off her meal with a fortune cookie only to find that it was missing a very important component -- the fortune. After having informed the waitress of the
mis(sing)fortune, she offered another cookie and said, "No fortune, no pay."
Erin proceeded to open the second cookie. Again, no fortune! The waitress ran away to the back and Erin felt the weight of the world on her shoulders with no fortune ahead of her.